Screaming Chicken

THE MOST ANNOYING TOY IN THE WORLD

THE SCREAMING RUBBER CHICKEN

Pay close attention to the name. This rubber chicken doesn't squeak. It doesn't squawk. It SCREAMS!!! We're talking a loud, long woman's shriek that's creepy and funny at the same time.

It's the best (or worst) thing to happen to rubber chickens since .... well, since some joker decided to turn a chicken into a rubber toy to begin with.

When you squeeze the body of this plucky poultry, it screams like its life is in mortal danger. It's not electric and requires no batteries. There's some sort of air-driven device in the neck that's activated when you squeeze the body.

So if you ever walk by our stupid warehouse, don't be alarmed by the sounds of screams coming from behind the loading ramp door. It's either the Screaming Rubber Chicken, or our packers reacting to their paychecks.