Cigar Cologne

 CIGAR COLOGNE
Great Smell, Stupid Shape!
Great Smell, Stupid Shape!

We're having a little trouble coming up with a sales pitch for this odd product. On one hand, it's a terrific smelling fragrance from Paris. On the other hand, the whole thing is shaped like a cigar. It is a rare combination of quality and stupidity that, frankly, leaves us baffled.

Cigar Perfume comes packaged in a brushed aluminum tube just like high-quality cigars. (The container is made in Italy, by the way.) Inside is a brown glass, cigar-shaped spray bottle filled with 1.17 ounces of a magnificent, masculine scent.  For some unknown reason, the bottle has a cigar band with Ben Franklin's picture on it. (We guess Fidel Castro refused to pose for such a stupid product.)

Cigar Perfume will make a mighty stupid gift for Dad or any former or ex-cigar smoker in your life.