| When we were kids, we loved candy cigarettes. We would pretend to open the packs, just like Mom and Dad opened their real cigarettes. And then we'd pretend to smoke them as we slowly nibbled 'em down. What fun! And we couldn't wait to smoke real cigarettes. And you know what.... Many of us did! Is it just us, or do you also see a connection here? Looking back, we regret we didn't have
Death Row
and
Black Lung Bubble Gum Cigarettes
Perhaps we would've thought twice before lighting up our first Chesterfield. | Death Row Bubble Gum Cigarettes is packaged in a bleak box with an illustration of an electric chair. Each package contains 12 2-3/4" bubble gum cigarettes that have a delicious cinnamon flavor. Each box is a poignant reminded where smoking cigarettes can lead. |
| | | Black Lung Bubble Gum Cigarettes are even more gruesome. The package shows a pair of lungs heavily damaged by cigarette smoking. Inside, you will fine 12 lemon-flavored bubble gum cigarettes. |
Most of the stupid candy we sell is absolutely pointless. These two gums, however, rise above all the others. They're tasty, they satisfy that oral fixation you crave, and they remind you that smoking cigarettes is pretty, well, stupid.
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