Chicken Chucker

Looking for something really useless? We mean totally lacking in any functional value whatsoever? Well, you've come to the right web page.

MEET THE CHICKEN CHUCKER

It's a hand-held catapult whose sole purpose is to hurl miniscule rubber chickens. That's all it does, but we have to admit it does it very well.

Each package comes with one Chicken Chucker and 5 tiny rubber chickens. (Look at the photo below to see just how small they are.)

Load a chicken into the chucker, pull the trigger, and watch the funny fowl fly across the room. Can you possibly imagine anything more fun than THAT?!

A product this stupid doesn't come along very often. If you want one, you'd better buy it now. Otherwise, you may wake up and discover this was all a bad dream and no such product every existed.