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A lot of toys are annoying. Tickle-Me-Elmo gets on our nerves. Barbie is a stuck-up snob. Even the clinkity-clink of Slinkys has us climbing the walls after a few minutes.
And, yes, THIS toy is annoying, too. But there's one big difference... With Choke The Annoying Chicken, you can get even.
It's a colorful stuffed chicken with a stupid expression. When you turn it on, the "Chicken Dance Song" plays. Naturally, this is the chicken's favorite tune, so it struts across the floor, flapping its wings and singing along. It's funny... up to a point.
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Whenever you're sick of the Chicken Dance, you can grab the chicken by its scrawny neck. Immediately, the music stops and the chicken starts choking -- kicking its legs, flapping its wings, and gagging for dear life.
We can't begin to tell you how satisfying it is to watch the chicken squawk and struggle to get free.
But, alas, nothing lasts forever... As soon as you set the chicken back down, the music resumes and the chicken goes back into its dance.
Choke The Annoying Chicken operates on batteries (included) and comes in the silly box shown on the left. Order one, so you can begin choking it as soon as possible -- Satisfaction is guaranteed! |
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