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| "What came first... the chicken or the egg?" That question has consumed great thinkers for hundreds of years. And if you think this stupid product will answer it, you're grossly mistaken. The Squeezy Egg / Chicken Thing has one purpose, and that's to be stupid. It's a plump 7" rubber chicken with a special surprise. When you squeeze it, a gooey egg pops out of its chicken butt. Well, it's not exactly an egg... it's a clear rubbery ball full of egg-like liquid and a slippery yellow yolk. Whatever it is, it's kinda gross and mighty silly. Imagine the hours of fun you'll have with the Squeezy Egg / Chicken Thing. Okay... imagine the MINUTES of fun you will have with it! Bring it to a party, give it a demo squeeze, then pass it around. You may never be invited back, but they'll always remember the Chicken Thing! Just $4.99! (A portion of all sales will go towards buying
our hand model a well-needed manicure.) PLEASE NOTE:
THIS TOY IS NOT INTENDED FOR SMALL CHILDREN. THE LABEL SAYS "UNDER 3 YEARS OLD," BUT WE'D RECOMMEND "NOT FOR CHILDREN UNDER 5." |
Oh, no! There's a
keychain version too!!! | 
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