Chicken Hat

We have high standards at Stupid.com. We didn't want to sell second-rate Chicken Hats. Not to our customers.... no sir. Salesmen would parade in and out of our offices, waving Chicken hats with bent feathers or crooked beaks. But we stood firm.

"Unless someone comes up with a New and Improved Chicken Hat, we're not gonna sell it!" we announced to the world.

Well, finally, that miracle has occurred. Meet the
NEW AND IMPROVED
CHICKEN HAT

As you can see in the photo on the right, the Chicken Hat looks like a slightly excited chicken nesting on top of your head. It's made of soft velour with a stuffed head and neck. To add a charming touch, scrawny 13" chicken legs hang down on either side.

We challenge you to find a chicken hat of superior quality and workmanship. In fact, we challenge you to actually wear one of these babies.