Thankfully, Stupid.com never receives any complaints. But if we did, we think something like this would come in quite handy. It's a handy display for your desk, counter top, or... if you have one... your actual complaint department. The display clearly announces "COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT" in bold type, and depicts a pointing hand that says "Take A Number." The number, however, just happens to be connected to the pin on a hand grenade. Theoretically, the complainer will re-think his gripe, decide it's not really that important, and walk away. The entire display is about 8 inches tall and comes in a fun box. We shouldn't have to say this, but we will... The hand grenade is fake. Though it looks real, it's actually made of squeezable rubber. We're certain you'll get loads of laughs with this thing. And if you don't, you're welcome to come down to our Complaint Department and take a number. |