Captain Corndog vs. Baron Von Broccoli Don't ask, okay? Just DON'T ASK!!! I come into work every morning and have to describe the stupid stuff that comes across my desk. Weird candy? Okay, no problem. A stupid hat or kitchen tool? I can handle it. But THIS THING -- Captain Corndog vs. Baron Von Broccoli? Give me a freakin' break!!! What could I possibly say about it to convince you to buy one? Do you collect bendable corndog toys? I doubt that very much. Have you always wanted a toy broccoli to play with? Not likely. So what am I supposed to do? I'll give you the basics, and then you can do what you want. Captain Corndog stands 5-3/4" tall and Baron Von Broccoli is 3-3/8". They come in a colorful box and... Well, there is no "and." That's it. So what are you waiting for? Pull out your credit card and buy a set. No one will be more surprised than me. |