Bullsh**t Bush Ornament

Farewell To Bush
Genuine Bullsh**t Sculpture Ornament

No more metaphors, friends. This sculpture of Bush is the REAL THING -- lovingly sculpted out of genuine, 100% homegrown bulls**t! (we have a "no profanity" policy on stupid.com, but you can fill in those asterixes for yourself)

If you're appalled by the 8 years of the Bush administration, there's no more LITERAL way to express your displeasure. Just hang your Bulls**t Bush sculpture from your tree and let everyone know you've had it up to HERE with all the B.S. of the current administration.  (You can also hang it from your rearview mirror, your locker, or even around your neck.)

This is not just some made-in-China trinket, mind you. It was conceived and crafted under the supervision of semi- renowned artist Loren Naji. Each Bullsh**t Bush is unique, but they all have one thing in common -- they're all made from bull excrement!

We know what you're thinking: "Don't they smell?" We asked the same question. As it turns out, Loren Naji mixes in some cement and another secret ingredient that keeps the sculpture stone-hard and odor free. (We hope the secret ingredient isn't bull urine.)

We can't promise, but we think this amazing doo-dad will become a valuable collectible over the years to come. A good investment would be to take all of your money and buy as many of these heads as you can possibly afford. (Hey, it's safer than throwing it away in the stock market.)