BLESS YOUR MEAT WITH... ST. ADRIAN
The Patron Saint of Butchers Do you worry that your porterhouse might be possessed? Or that your pork chops might be secretly conspiring with Satan? Well have no fear. Saint Adrian is here! As you probably already know, Saint Adrian is the Patron Saint of Butchers. For centuries, this benevolent Saint has looked over butchers as they've gone about their gruesome business. Meat remained untainted.... knives stayed sharp... and customers kept flocking for their steaks and chops -- all thanks to the blessing that St. Adrian bestowed upon them. Now you can get a Saint Adrian statue to look over your own meat. He's 3-3/4" tall and made of colorful vinyl. He comes with a 3" wide stand with his name emblazoned on the front (and a meat clever backdrop behind him). He comes in a fun box, which also includes a prayer that you can use to invoke the Saint. If you're an Arms Dealer or a Prison Guard, you may want to get a Saint Adrian Statue, too. He is also the patron saint of those honorable professions. | 
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