BUTT-FACE
TOWEL There's
a serious problem in your bathroom that you're not even aware of. After your
bath or shower, you might be drying your face with the same part of the
towel that dried your butt the day before. Or worse yet, it might have dried
someone else's butt! Think
about it... using an ordinary towel, you have a fifty-percent chance of
getting a face full of butt-tainted terry cloth. Yes, it's revolting, but
Stupid.com has a solution. The
ingenious Butt-Face Towel brings sanitary sanity back into your bathroom.
It's a quality, terry cloth bath towel with two clearly labeled ends. As you
can see in the photos, one half is white with the word "FACE"
boldly embroidered. The other end is brown (good color choice) and is
embroidered with the word "BUTT." Simple,
no? Each end of the Butt-Face Towel knows its place. The portion you use on
your butt and, er, nether regions need never make the revolting
journey up to your face again. The
Butt-Face Towel is as well-made as it is practical. It's 100% cotton and
measures about 44" x 25". It makes a thoughtful gift, but don't
forget to get one for yourself. Your cheeks will thank you -- all four of
them! |