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BLING PIRATE

We think of pirates as dirty seafaring barbarians with no sense of style. This, unfortunately, is a cruel stereotype. True, while at sea, the average pirate may work up a sweat or get a few blood stains. But when they go out on the town, Pirates like to look spiffy as much as you and I.

At the recent Pirate Fashion Show in Cannes, sparkles and gold was all the rage. (The models walked on gangplanks instead of catwalks.) And so we are offering this BLING PIRATE set.

You get a sparkly, gold-sequined eye patch that's simply to die for. Plus a golden clip on earring to give you a swashbuckling flare! Perhaps best of all, it comes packaged just like you see on the left.

Think how fabulous YOU would look with the Bling Pirate accessories. And if anyone laughs, just keelhaul 'em!