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Complete Manual of Things That Might Kill You

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The Complete Manual of Things That Might Kill You

No matter what ails you, there's a possibility that  you have something really, really, REALLY serious. Well, it's about time you take the guesswork out of self-diagnosis.

THE COMPLETE MANUAL 
OF THINGS THAT 
MIGHT KILL YOU

Did you know that hiccups may be a sign that you have the EBOLA VIRUS? (no known cure, 90% fatality rate) Salivating a lot? You might have RABIES. Toes discolored? GANGRENE. Dropping things? Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease. (don't ask)  

This amazing volume helps you find the worst possible diagnosis for whatever is bothering you!

For instance, let's say you're having vision problems. Well, it might be that you're just tired or hungover. Been there, done that. But if you consult this book, you'll be thrilled to discover you might have LOIASIS! These are worms that wiggle through your body and set up shop in your cornea. (The good news is it's painless. The bad news is that it's often fatal.)

The Complete Manual of Things That Might Kill You

THREE HUNDRED DEADLY DISEASES are profiled in this fascinating book. Some are familiar favorites (BUBONIC PLAGUE) while others are obscure and hard to pronounce (SCHISTOSOMIASIS). You'll learn how you get these diseases, how they progress through your body, and how they are treated. (some, sadly, have no treatment at all)

The Complete Manual of Things That Might Kill You

If you're a hypochondriac, you can't possibly live without this book. (Come to think of it, you can't live WITH it , either.) And if you're simply curious, it's a fun read chock full of disgusting graphics, charts, and descriptions. 

So stop  guessing and purchase The Complete Manual of Things That Might Kill You. Otherwise, you might die of something you don't even know you have. Think how embarrassing THAT would be!







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Great Gift, 7.3.2009
Reviewer: Sarah Roo (Murfreesboro, TN)

I bought this for my hard to shop for brother. It's full of diagrams and illnesses for the whole family!


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