Don't you wish the world was made of bacon? We would wear bacon clothes and drive bacon cars. We'd live in houses made of bacon and sit on bacon furniture. And anytime we wanted some delicious bacon, all we would have to do it reach out and grab a hunk of the bacon sofa and chew on it.

Unfortunately, except for certain parts of Uruguay, the world is not made of bacon. But we have the next best thing.

These Bacon Flavored Toothpicks capture the essence savory bacon. When you don't have actual bacon, just suck on one of these babies and you'll be in pig heaven. Each metal tin features a dapper pig and contains 80 bacon flavored toothpicks. And if you DO have real bacon, you can use these wooden toothpicks to pick your teeth afterwards!