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BACON
DENTAL FLOSS
One of the drawbacks of flossing is
removing pieces of meat from between your teeth. Sure, that's the whole
point -- But when you floss, you're depriving your mouth of that lingering
meat flavor that could otherwise last for days.
Bacon Floss is a brilliant invention
that solves that problem once and for all. It's actual dental floss
infused with the delightful flavor of crispy, fried bacon. Hmmmm, hmmmmm.
As you floss away, you're treated to that smokey taste sensation you
crave.
Each 2-1/2" container dispenses
27.3 yards of high-quality waxed floss. 9 out of 10 dentists
recommend flossing, and 9 out of 10 psychiatrists recommend therapy for
people who floss with Bacon Dental Floss. |