How to Get Fat Book

Tired of "light reading?"  Then sink your teeth into the... “HOW TO GET FAT” BOOK

“All my life I’ve been trying to get fat.  No matter what I did, I stayed slim.  Now, I’m packing on the pounds LIKE CRAZY!” 
-- Jane Smith, Former Model

Are you like Jane?  No, no – not a former model, but someone who has tried “reverse dieting” all your life, but STILL weighs well within the “normal” range? Well, your days of putting-off-the-pounds are about to come to a screeching halt.  HOW TO GET FAT is so effective, if you read it in bad lighting even your eyelids will get heavy! Check out these sample chapter titles

 Changing Your Fat-it
 Cease All Exercise: The Sedentary Life
 Vittles Galore

You'll learn how to "Eat Emotionally" and the secrets to "Unconscious Eating."

Stuffed with beefy illustrations and juicy features, HOW TO GET FAT also includes charts and graphs, like the Body Mass Index (BMI).  Here, you can track your height/weight ratio as you go from “Skin and Bones” to “Pleasantly Plump” – all the way up to “Gloriously Fat”!

Additionally, within HOW TO GET FAT’s 192 pages, you’ll discover succulent secrets, including associating food with achievement. By conditioning yourself this way, “you’ll set in motion a cycle of weight gain AND succeed in other spheres of your life”! Imagine a blob-sized you running Microsoft!

So, what are you WEIGHT-ing for? Fork over some green for HOW TO GET FAT at a price that won’t eat into your food budget!