Bacon & Eggs Bandages

Here's an idiotic product for you -- Adhesive bandages shaped like bacon and eggs. They're really functional, they're sterile.... They're everything you want in a Band-Aid, except that they're just really really stupid.

They come in a cool metal box, just like the real thing. Inside you will find 7 Bacon Strips and 7 Egg Bandages. (Plus you also get a little toy of some sort.)

Imagine how much fun it will be to slap these suckers on the next time you get a scratch or cut? They're so funny, you'll be tempted to injure yourself on purpose.

But please don't. That would be stupider than this product.