How To Drive Like A Maniac Book

Have you ever witnessed a driver weaving in and out of traffic while talking on the phone and doing a Soduko puzzle and thought yourself, "Gee, I wish I could do that!" Well, being able to drive like a maniac is not some god-given talent -- You can actually learn to do it. And this amazing book will show you how.

With "How To Drive Like A Maniac's" easy-to-read, step-by-step guidance, you'll learn how to intimidate, annoy, and even terrorize your fellow drivers -- Not to mention those lowly pedestrians. 

Inside the 92-page hardcover book, you'll find such chapters as:
Rules of The Road: They Don't Apply To You
They're All Idiots: Getting Into The Maniac Mindset
Communication: Horns, Lights, Hand Gestures 

The book is chock-full of useful, real life driving situations. Take this one for example: 

“Idiot drivers will often find themselves unexpectedly in a lane that’s exiting. They’ll usually signal to try to get back into a through-lane. Don’t fall for this plea; instead, try to match their speed and force them to exit the freeway, because that’s one less idiot for you to deal with.”

So if you always wanted to drive like a maniac but didn't know how to get started, here's your opportunity to become a master menace.  And when you do, don't bother to thank us. Just honk your horn.... we'll know it's you.