LET'S BE
BAD BEAR
keychain

You know, bears do other things in the woods besides.... well, you know. They hunt. They eat. They steal picnic baskets. But sometimes, every now and then, bears like to be bad.

Not "let's eat campers" bad.  More like a "let's go in the cave and be naughty" bad. In fact, if you go into the woods late at night, and listen very carefully, you might hear the rattling of chains and the occasional crack of a leather whip.

We don't know what Smokey the Bear's been smoking, but these Let's Be Bad Bears are really, really strange. Someone.... someplace.... for some unknown reason... has decided to manufacture a keychain that depicts these Bad Bears in their bad bear outfits. The keychains begin with little stuffed bears, but that's where the cuteness ends. The bears wear patent leather underwear, studded collars, and masks. To complete the S&M ensemble, the bears also have chains and a whip. (colors may vary)

If Yogi Bear likes to dress up like this, now we know where Booboo got those boo-boos.