| We have a recurring
dream... In the middle of a normal day, our teeth come loose and start
falling out one by one. If you share this nightmare, then you'll probably be
as freaked out by this candy as we are.
The easiest way to
describe Candy Teef is as Edible Dentures. It's a comical row of
exceptionally bad teeth, complete with receding gums. You wear the phony
teeth by chewing the included bubblegum, and then using it to stick the
dentures over your real teeth. (We took a photo of the boss wearing one, but
it was so hideous, he refused to let us use it on this webpage.)
After you've had fun
showing off your goofy teeth to your friends, you can then eat the teeth and
gums. (how delightful!)
Yeah, any way you
look at it, Candy Teef is pretty sick. But as stupid candies go, this is one
of the best.
Pleasant dreams.
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