 The
Bathroom Tissue Manufacturer's League of America did a
survey in which they asked the following question:
"What three things would you least want to wipe
your butt with?" The answers to the survey may
surprise you.
Number
One was "glass shards." Number Two was
"barbed wire." And Number Three was "Cosco's
Econowipe Bathroom Tissue."
Now,
Stupid.com is happy to offer you one of those three on
this very website --
Barbed
Wire Toilet Paper is quality bathroom tissue with the
image of brutal barbed wire on every square. Contrary
to the graphics, the toilet paper itself is two-play
and pretty soft. We doubt very much if using it will
even draw blood.
It
comes packaged in the plastic tube shown on the left,
making it the perfect gift for Brides, Bar Mitzvahs,
and Franks-N-Beans Cookouts. |
