Ass Blaster Hot Sauce

ASS BLASTER
HOT SAUCE

You're looking for trouble, aren't you? Just browsing the internet, looking for trouble.

We'll you've found it, my foolish friend. Ass Blaster Hot Sauce is liquid trouble in a bottle.

Each bottle of Ass Blaster Hot Sauce contains 5 ounces of Oh-My-God-I-Can't-Believe-How-Freakin'-Hot-This-Stuff-Is!!! This unbelievably scorching hot sauce is made with habanero peppers. (habenero is Spanish for "I can't feel my tongue!")

Ass Blaster Hot Sauce is so special, it comes packed in a genuine wood outhouse. Open the metal latch, swing the door open, and get ready to set your world ablaze!