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ANTHEM BALL

Comedian Robert Klein has a routine about his high school band. He said, "They were so bad, when they played the national anthem, people of every nationality stood up."

This incredible item is sort of like that. No, it's not bad, but it plays the national anthems of 25 DIFFERENT COUNTRIES. That's right, this little ball has elaborate technology built into it. When you press a flag on the ball, the anthem for that country booms out with digital clarity. (Play the video demo to get an idea how it works.)

The Anthem Ball runs on 3 AAA batteries (not included) and comes with a stand that sort of looks like an Olympic Torch.

The Anthem Ball is the rare product where sports, music, and stupidity collide. Buying one is the patriotic thing to do, no matter what country you're from!