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Answer Me Buddha

$19.79





Do you ever find yourself wondering What Would Buddha Do? Wonder no more, friends! The answer is now in the palm of your hand with the fun and faithful Answer Me Buddha. He’ll emancipate you from everyday anguish and help you find the ultimate realization you seek… or some stupid zen thing like that.

In true Buddha fashion, Answer Me Buddha is totally simple – it works just like a manic eight ball. Just ask a question, flip Buddha upside down, and you’ll have yor answer.

Responses include such insightful sayings as:

Look to the Lotus!
Rub My Belly!
See The Truth!
Good Karma!
Free Your Mind!





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