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|  SOUP KITCHEN ALL-ACCESS PASS
Hey, let’s face facts, folks… It’s gonna be a while before steak and lobster will be the meal du'jour around these parts again. So to save a buck or two, you may want to check out some freebies. With the All-Access Soup Kitchen Pass you will NOT have to wait in line – just flash it at the door and go right in. Want seconds? Flash the Pass! Want some take-out? Yup -- the Pass! The All-Access Soup Kitchen Pass will give you priority access to America's most exclusive eating establishments -- St. Benedict's in Charlottesville, Outreach Alley in Milwaukee, B'Nai Shalom Rehab Center in Sherman Oaks, and the Taco Bell on the corner of Nancy Street and Halston Blvd. in Baltimore. The All-Access Pass is printed on coated cardboard measuring 3-1/4” x 5” and sold at a price that won’t break the bank. And best of all, unlike the Stimulus Package, it’ll pay for itself in no time flat! |