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Soup Kitchen All-Access Pass

$3.95




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SOUP KITCHEN
ALL-ACCESS PASS

Hey, let’s face facts, folks… It’s gonna be a while before steak and lobster will be the meal du'jour around these parts again.  So to save a buck or two, you may want to check out some freebies.  With the All-Access Soup Kitchen Pass you will NOT have to wait in line – just flash it at the door and go right in.  Want seconds?  Flash the Pass!  Want some take-out?  Yup -- the Pass! 

The All-Access Soup Kitchen Pass will give you priority access to America's most exclusive eating establishments -- St. Benedict's in Charlottesville, Outreach Alley in Milwaukee, B'Nai Shalom Rehab Center in Sherman Oaks, and the Taco Bell on the corner of Nancy Street and Halston Blvd. in Baltimore. 

The All-Access Pass is printed on coated cardboard measuring 3-1/4” x 5”  and sold at a price that won’t break the bank.  And best of all, unlike the Stimulus Package, it’ll pay for itself in no time flat!

 






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