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Shopping
for phony novelty teeth can be such a bother. You go to one store for your
Goat Boy teeth, then another store for your Vampire fangs, and yet another
vendor for your Grampa Chompers. If only someone could come up with a
one-stop solution for all your novelty teeth needs. Look
no further, my teeth-seeking friend. Stupid.com is offering a COMPLETE
COLLECTION of phony teeth in one, handy package! GNARLY
TEETH
gives you NINE different sets! Goat
Boy -- Freak -- Hillbilly
Vampire -- Grampa -- Corpse
Horse Face -- Goalie -- Wolfman
So
buy a set today!
The molar the merrier! * (That's
about the worst joke on the entire website.) | 
