Gnarly Teeth -- Phony Teeth Collection

Shopping for phony novelty teeth can be such a bother. You go to one store for your Goat Boy teeth, then another store for your Vampire fangs, and yet another vendor for your Grampa Chompers. If only someone could come up with a one-stop solution for all your novelty teeth needs.

Look no further, my teeth-seeking friend. Stupid.com is offering a COMPLETE COLLECTION of phony teeth in one, handy package!

GNARLY TEETH
gives you NINE different sets!

Goat Boy -- Freak -- Hillbilly
Vampire -- Grampa -- Corpse
Horse Face -- Goalie -- Wolfman

So buy a set today!
The molar the merrier! *

(That's about the worst joke on the entire website.)