World's Most Hideous Doll

Nightmares come in different forms. Some creep into your dreams as you sleep. Some lurk in dark corners. And some come in the form of sick, disturbing dolls.

It was probably a mistake to show you The World's Most Hideous Doll. You were probably enjoying yourself, looking at all the funny items on Stupid.com. But now that you've seen this horrible plaything, the ghastly image is permanently burned into your brain. Even if you try to look at other funny items, the spectre of this two-headed freak will haunt you long after you've logged off.

Now that you're scarred for life, we might as well try to sell you one.

The World's Most Hideous Doll stands about 16" tall and is made of firm, painted foam. (sort of like horror movie props) As you can see in the delightful photographs, the doll is a baby with two heads. One head is relatively normal, while the other is your standard-issue demon-spawn creature from Hell.

What little girl wouldn't enjoy cuddling up to this special friend?