2009 Already Sucks Button

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$0.49

Sure, the year's just about over. But, honestly, we think that only makes it that much funnier. And you really can't get more negative than this button. In one short phrase, it condemns an entire new year to the trash heap. Be the first in your neighborhood to recognize 2009 for what it is... one mess of a year.

The 2009 Already Sucks Button is 3" in diameter and is a Stupid.com exclusive. (We invented it during a bleak period we'd rather not discuss.)

Have a nice day.

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