This item is so corny, it transcends corniness and becomes something else. It's just so blatantly silly... such a low form of comedy... that it actually achieves greatness on a different level.

It's a quality, heart-shaped ring box that contains a genuine 1 Carrot Diamond Ring. Of course, when the recipient opens her gift, it's not what she expects... or maybe it is what she expects. Either way, it's always funny.

Inside is a ring with an enameled orange carrot on a gold diamond background.

The ring is made of gold-toned metal and is adjustable, so it can be worn proudly (?) on any finger.   The handsome box, which really sets up the joke, is also included.

Corny? You bet. But if it doesn't get a laugh, we'll eat our stapler.