It's a CLOCKetbook!  Fashion to go!

Slobs love it!
What a waist! A very cool fashion accessory!

It knows you better than you do.

 

 Oh my.
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Don't pout, get the spout! A cool discovery! a mustache for every day of the week!
Mustache 
disguise kit

 

Yes, geekdom can now be yours!
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!!! Let your lips do the talking.
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