Cupid's Tear Absorbing Tissues

When you need a good, long CRY, ordinary tissues just won't do. Oh, there's nothing wrong with a Kleenex or Puffs for everyday use, but real tears demand something more. Did you know that your tears contain Sodium Chloride, lysozyme, lactoferrin, and traces of angel snot? This mixture really punishes ordinary tissues, which is why they disintegrate as you sob away. Well, now we have the solution -- a saline solution if you'll excuse the pun -- with Heaven Scent Tear Absorbing Tissues. These wonderful tissues are specially formulated for weeping, sobbing, bawling, and any other form of crying you may indulge in. To prove they're different than just any tissue, they come in a gorgeous heart-shaped box and the tissues themselves have pink hearts and cupid arrows. So the next time you begin to cry, reach for a Heaven Scent Tear Absorbing Tissue. They won't make your heartache go away, but they may very well make you enjoy being miserable.