Kids are the most unpredictable things in the world! They drool, whine, destroy, cry, make bad decisions, ruin your new couch? wow, kinda sounds like our staff . Well, here's your chance to Control the uncontrollable. With this beacon of positive thinking you can press a button to get the "Kid" to do what he or she needs to do. Stop cleaning up the mess and start living in the modern world. Options for programmable behavior include: - "Don't Answer Back" - "Do Dishes" - "Kiss Granny" - "Grow Up" - "Say Please" - "Tidy Room" and so many more?. - You can even adjust energy levels in the Kid of your choice. No batteries required just positive thinking and a lot of luck.