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Butt Face Towel

Butt Face Towel
Butt Face Towel
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There's a serious problem in your bathroom that you're not even aware of. After your bath or shower, you might be drying your face with the same part of the towel that dried your butt the day before. Or worse yet, it might have dried someone else's butt! Think about it... using an ordinary towel, you have a fifty-percent chance of getting a face full of butt-tainted terry cloth. Yes, it's revolting, but Stupid.com has a solution. The ingenious Butt-Face Towel brings sanitary sanity back into your bathroom. It's a quality, terry cloth bath towel with two clearly labeled ends. As you can see in the photos, one half is white with the word ""FACE"" boldly embroidered. The other end is brown (good color choice) and is embroidered with the word ""BUTT."" Simple, no? Each end of the Butt-Face Towel knows its place. The portion you use on your butt and, er, nether regions need never make the revolting journey up to your face again. The Butt-Face Towel is as well-made as it is practical. It's 100% cotton and measures about 44"" x 25"". It makes a thoughtful gift, but don't forget to get one for yourself. Your cheeks will thank you -- all four of them!"
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