BP Toilet Paper

The good ol' folks at BP would love to lend a helping hand to clean up all your spills, oil and otherwise. After the wild ride we've all been on this year, it's the least they could do to make up for the few complications we've endured. So sit back, think of all the animals, sea life, water, and nature that has been destroyed and wipe with a nice helping of BP Toilet Paper! Despite it's connotation, this TP is soft and smooth to the touch.