"What you got there?", people will ask. Referring to the interesting looking Bag you possess. Is it gold coins, enchanted bean stalk beans, exotic jewels or pearls? No, it's a Bag of Poop! This little sack contains a deluxe assortment of turds. Why would anyone want this you ask? They don't and that's the point. You give out these sacks to all the people who've doubted you, put you down, or let their dog poop on your lawn and pretended not to see. It's time for a Poopy-good payback.