Bacon Platter

The charm of Bacon is far too great for a "regular" plate or insufficient Platter. You must serve it on the appropriate throne, The Bacon Platter. There you go, the Platter that actually looks like Bacon is the way to go. The Bacon feels comfortable and more at home and will thus prove to be more crunchy, juicy and flavorful. Your table will also reap the benefits of this delectable Bacon Platter. It will go from a mute, brown wood to a glowing, maple brown when the Bacon Platter touches its surface. Everything that comes in contact with the Bacon Platter will appear more vibrant, fun, and desirable. Sorry, this does not apply to humans unless they wear the Platter.