Bacon Lovers Gift Pack

Something's cooking and it isn't just the microwave dinner from last night. It's a whopping pile of Bacon-themed goodies from Stupid.com. These pink and white grizzlies are just what the Bacon doctor ordered. First, you've got some Bacon Toothpicks to pick your pearlies after you've chomped down on some real Bacon. While you're cleanin' those teeth you might as well shower with some tender Bacon Soap! Then you'll be able to smell Bacon in the air as you chomp on your yummy Bacon Candy. Then put your brand new Bacon Wallet in your pocket and get to the market. Buy some more Bacon, get your pans out and get to cookin' some before you explode into Bacon bits with all this Bacon goodness around you.