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Vampire Haiku Book
Vampire Haiku Book
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Vampires do have a sense of humor, however morbid it may be. With all the Vampire craze going down in pop culture, it's nice to see that Vampires are now releasing cute and quirky Books of Haiku. Excerpts include: ""The Vampires that I know who actually wear black capes are not that scary"", ""I don't have to breathe but I like holes in coffins for ventilation"". You'll be tempted to get out there and meet a Vampire after reading this Book. They just seem so edgy and satirical with a touch of class. Written in a diary-style with tons of ""blood"" and ""horror"" graphics to make the event a little more realistic. We love vampires at Stupid.com and we're really sticking our necks out by saying that."
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